“Eww, fruit has way too much sugar”
“I don’t wanna lift… it’ll make me bulky”
“Peanut butter’s soooo fattening”
“Can you spot reduce???”
“Why are you eating chocolate? I thought you were on a diet.”
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
Ever wondered what lay beneath those “censored” red bars of this now infamous play of “Party Quirks”? Wonder no more.
OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO PEE MYSELF
Still one of the best Whose Line skits ever.
hahaha oh shit this is so awesome
Me, after one day of rest: "Why would anyone work out EVER?"
Me: I feel so guilty after eating that
My nutritionist: Did you steal it?
Me: What? No…
My nutritionist: Did you kill someone so you could eat it?
Me nutritionist: Then you have nothing to feel guilty about.
Rebloggin for all those lovely girls who need a little push towards feeling happier being healthy :)
Me: *staring at the picture*
Me: Nevermind, that is literally the ugliest fucking picture I've ever taken.
money, popularity, experience
love, beauty, success
money, love, intelligence. most accurate yet. and my boyf encompasses all three ;D
love, honesty and freedom. I me self some freedom eh.
Love, popularity, money…true
success, happiness and intelligence dawwwwww
love, friends, power